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| Author: | Unknown |
| Category: | animals/pets |
| Posted By: | GretchenK |
| You never feed me. Perhaps I’ll sleep on your face. That will sure show you. You *must* scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold elevator butt! The rule for today: Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow. Grace personified. I leap into the window. I meant to do that. Blur of motion, then— Silence, me, a paper bag. What is so funny? You’re always typing. Well, let’s see if you ignore my Sitting on your hands. My small cardboard box. You cannot see me if I Can just hide my head. Terrible battle! I fought for hours. Come and see! What’s a term paper? Small brave carnivores. Kill pinecones and mosquitoes. Fear vacuum cleaner. I want to be close To you. Can I fit my head Inside your armpit? Wanna go outside. Oh, crap! Help! I got outside! Let me back inside! Oh no! Big One Has been trapped by newspaper! Cat to the rescue! Humans are so strange. Mine lies still in bed, then screams. My claws are not that sharp. Cats meow out of angst "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs! We could break so much!" The Big Ones snore now Every room is dark and cold Time for "Cup Hockey." In deep sleep hear sound Cat vomit hair ball somewhere Will find in morning. We're almost equals I purr to show I love you. Want to smell my butt? The cat is not all Bad - she fills the litter box With Tootsie Rolls. |